- Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3 – 4 Unreplied Messages
From Stranger Boys Saying :
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.“Hi, How Are You?”
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“Hi, You Look Very Beautiful”
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“Can We Be Friends?”
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“Plz Accept My Frnd Request”
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“Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked”
- Boy: Its only a formality, so I am asking “Can I Marry Your Daughter?”
Father: “Who Told You It’s only a Formality?”
Boy: “The Gynaecologist”……….:D
- Nice line..
If u love sumone, ‘show it’
its better than ‘telling it’if u hate sumone, ‘tell it’ its better dan ‘showing it’.
- A Pimple on a Girl’s ‘FACE’
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Hurts Her More Than a ‘HEART-ATTACK’
- What is mixed emotions????
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Ans. Your greatest enemy falls from 8th floor,
on your brand new car and
you don’t know whether to
Laugh or to Cry….. :’(
- How Friendship Breaks???
Both friends will think the other is busy,
And will not contact thinking it may be disturbing,
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As time passes,Both will think let the other contact,
After that each will think why I should contact first??,
Here your friendship will be converted to hate,
Finally without contact the memory becomes weak,
They forget each other,
So keep in touch with all you friends..
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